"I Like Flat Butts and I can't not, wait what?"

I have a 9-5. An office job. A desk jockey. Which means 8 hours of office chair squashing my pretty decently shaped boot into a pancake. I try to stand for part of the day, flex in my seat, do squats behind my desk, but it looks awkward to other people in the showroom who don't know what I'm doing and it doesn't do much to counteract my badonk turning into this...

or this:

Time for some yoga in the yard with Marcy! Yah!

YOGA BUTTS DRIVE BOYS NUTS!